What do I like about ballbusting?  Well what is there not to like?  With My years of martial arts training I have a strong, swift kick that surprises many a sub, plus a grip of iron that should truly terrify you.  Think not of Me as a weak, pathetic female!  You have been warned!

I see ballbusting as a fine art rather than brute force and ignorance.  Punches and kicks need to be well aimed or many will hit the thigh and other areas, missing that ‘sweet spot’ only to be found within a scrotal sack.  This really doesn’t have the same effect at all.

Although I can play hard – very hard – I can also gauge exactly how hard to play when dealing with a cautious newbie who is just trying things out.  This is very important so as not to put someone off; spoiling all the fun and enjoyment they could be getting.  Just enough to test the limits without taking things too far.

I’ve been perfecting My kicks and punches for years.  Many an hour spent hitting pads and targets.  Often human, moving targets which is so much more fun.  It takes skill to be able to punch and kick with power, especially from a short distance.  This has proved very useful particularly in the small confines of some dungeons I know, but also when someone is trussed into a position where access to the vital area is somewhat limited.  I can simply exert a sudden burst of pressure through the ball of My foot, without even needing to break contact, and still end up packing a strong kick.  I delight in the look on the face of My victims with that trick!

I’m always on the lookout for a new workout to keep fit and ballbusting fits right in there alongside aerobics and bootcamp.  Especially when I’m lucky enough to be face to face with a painslut that just wants Me to keep going.  Oh did I mention that I never tire?  Well I don’t.  My stamina levels are very high and I love to work up a good sweat.  So if you really want to test your limits, then you’ve come to the right place.

But it’s not just punches and kicks I that are My specialities.  Once I get hold of your dangly bits there’s no escape.  With just My hands you’ll be lifted up onto tippy toes, desperately trying to get higher to lessen the pain.  All the while listening to Me laughing as I watch your pathetic attempt to make things easier for yourself.

I love to stretch, twist, pull and squeeze.  Like putty in My hands…oh joy!  This is all without the need for any equipment whatsoever.  Once gadgets are added to the mix, along with My furtive imagination, you’d better break out the smelling salts because you’re in for a rough ride.

I’m always on the lookout for a new way to bust balls.  There are many things designed for such fun, but I like the use of simple household implements too, such as barbeque tongs…snip, snap.  Every time I go shopping I spot something.  Nut crackers, staplers, bendy rulers, golf balls (good target practice), elastic bands, meat tenderisers, ping pong bats, wood clamps, the list goes on.  A length of twine always comes in handy, oh and the things I can do with a rolling pin!!  Where’s My apron?

I have a particularly evil pair of boots that I like to wear on occasion, but I must say one of My most powerful kicks wearing those would not be for the faint-hearted.  Anyone care to try?

Lady Godiva is a ballbusting London Mistress who holds most of Her sessions in and around London and Kent